I concur with Anon. Stretching the tape at 3" fully erect, I feel MUCH better after purchasing something. This leads to brief satisfaction but then ultimately the feelings of inferiority creep in and it's just me and my nub that suffer in silence.

I think the good doctor needs to go back to school and study the true etiology of compulsive behavior. Perhaps he's not well-versed in Freud? Actually "penis envy" is really "large penis envy". Originally used symbolically to describe a woman's desire for power/status, it can also be used for men who feel inferior as a result of not having an adequate penis.