Sex
The Big Deal About the Big “O”
Psychologists ponder the purpose of the orgasm.
Posted April 28, 2018
Why do women have orgasms? This is one of the big puzzles of evolutionary psychology. The purpose of male orgasm seems perfectly plain to (male) psychologists — it rewards men for their diligent efforts at continuing the species. Congratulations, gentlemen! Give yourselves a pat on the back for your valiant efforts.
While an orgasm invariably accompanies male ejaculation, women are perfectly capable of getting pregnant without one. All they have to do is lie back and provide a fertile womb to receive their man’s virile seed. Or so was the received (male) wisdom. Indeed, during Victorian times, it was generally believed that women didn’t have orgasms — at least not proper ladies! We can thank Freud and friends for dismissing that ill-conceived notion.
Even once (male) psychologists came around to the idea that women do indeed have orgasms, they still found it a mystery in need of explanation. Here are some of the male-centric theories offered over the years:
- Vestige theory — Just as males have vestigial nipples, females have vestigial penises in the form of a clitoris. And since clitorises are really just shrunken penises, women can still have orgasms, even though they don’t need to. Or so goes the theory, even though there are plenty of problems with it. First, vestigial male nipples are nonfunctional — they don’t produce milk. So a clitoris-as-vestigial-penis shouldn’t be functional either. However, the clitoris has just as many nerve endings as the penis, hardly what you’d expect from a vestigial organ. And second, the basic body plan is female, which is why males have nipples in the first place. But this also means the penis is really just a large clitoris protruding from the male body.
- Poleax theory — According to this theory, the purpose of the female orgasm is to put her in a drowsy state long enough for the sperm to reach her uterus so fertilization can take place. There’s some validity to this theory, in that if a woman gets up and moves around right after intercourse, most of the ejaculate will drain out of her vagina. But around the world, the most common time for couples to have sex is before sleeping, which keeps the woman in a horizontal position for hours, whether she had an orgasm or not.
- Up-suck theory — Evidence suggests that an orgasm creates a slight vacuum in the uterus, which can draw in the man’s ejaculate. But this process requires the woman to orgasm at around the same time as the man. Like winning the lottery, simultaneous orgasms are certainly grand experiences, even though the likelihood of occurrence is exceedingly small. As all good lovers know, it’s “Ladies first.” And besides, few women orgasm through penetrative sex alone, and most need direct stimulation of the clitoris. So timing is really bad for up-suck theory.
By focusing on the reproductive aspects of sex, psychologists may be missing the real purpose behind the orgasm. In a recent article, SUNY Albany psychologist Gordon Gallup and his colleagues rethink the evolutionary origin of the orgasm — both male and female.
They start off by noting that orgasms simply aren’t a necessary component of reproduction, as sex drive alone will accomplish that. For example, salmon mate only once in their life, and then they die. The power of their sex drive is evident in the long distances they swim under arduous conditions to reach their native spawning ground. There, the female lays her eggs in a ditch, and the male spews his sperm atop them — none of the bump-and-grind kind of sex that we mammals engage in. Gallup and colleagues argue that there’s no reason to think salmon derive any pleasure from the sexual act, just an end to the horniness.
Although they only mate once, salmon produce many thousands of offspring — far more than even the most sexually active human could ever accomplish. Among species that engage in parenting behaviors — namely birds and mammals — reproductive rates go down precipitously. But the upside is that far more of the offspring survive to adulthood. If you’re going to parent your young, you can only have one or a few kiddies at a time. So unlike the hapless salmon, you have to have sex again to produce each new brood.
Still, birds and mammals generally only have sex when the female is ovulating. This means that sex for these animals isn’t a “shot in the dark,” as there’s a high probability of copulation leading to fertilization. Cats and dogs apparently enjoy their sexual encounters, judging from all the noise they make. But what’s less clear is whether they ever get a “Big Bang” out of it.
When it comes to humans and their cousins, the chimpanzees and bonobos, sex gets more complicated. For whatever reason, females in these species have developed hidden estrus, meaning that there are no obvious signs of ovulation. And since women are only fertile one or two days a month, that means couples have to have lots of sex if they want to make a baby.
If you only have sex once in your life, or only when “she’s ready,” the sex drive alone is enough to motivate reproduction. It’s only when sex needs to be repeated frequently that an added incentive is important, and that’s where the “Big O” comes in. This, in a nutshell, is the argument that Gallup and his colleagues make.
With this view of the orgasm, we can understand why the sexual behaviors of humans, as well as their chimp and bonobo cousins, are so different from those of other animals. Like humans, chimps and bonobos have sex a lot, and mostly not for reproductive purposes. Bonobos are the original “free-love” hippies, who make love, not war. And female chimpanzees will trade sex for food, which means that the world’s oldest profession even predates humans.
But humans take sex to an even higher level. Unlike chimps and bonobos, humans pair-bond for the purposes of raising children. Pair-bonding is common among songbirds, but rare among mammals, including primates. Apparently, what keeps human fathers around is the opportunity to engage in frequent recreational, orgasm-inducing sex with their mate. After all, humans not only have sex a lot before pregnancy, but also during it and after childbirth, when the mother is lactating and can’t ovulate. In other words, orgasm serves a social purpose by helping to build pair-bonding relationships — at least for heterosexual males.
Again, though, we get to the question of why females orgasm. Gallup and colleagues suggest that an orgasm is a signal to the female that she’s mating with a “high-quality” male. Studies find that women experience more orgasms when they mate with men who are very attractive, masculine, or wealthy — all signs that he’s got good genes. Furthermore, women who have extramarital affairs are more likely to orgasm with their illicit lovers than with their husbands. Presumably, they only risk infidelity when the “other man” is considerably better than what they’ve got back home.
This line of reasoning leads Gallup and colleagues to a discussion of female anorgasmia. Specifically, they suggest that many women don't achieve orgasm during intercourse, because they fail to find “high-quality” sexual partners. For example, they maintain that some women just don’t know how to attract quality men, or else they’re unwilling to do what it takes. The researchers note studies showing that even though sexual attitudes have become far more open over the last 30 years, the levels of female anorgasmia have remained constant. So it’s not just that women are stuck with their “low-quality” husbands, as they once were. Nowadays, many women go from one unsatisfying sexual relationship to another, rarely if ever experiencing any pleasure in those unions. These women need to rethink the strategies they're using to attract men or reconsider the type of men they think they find attractive.
But men also need to own up to their responsibility and see to it that they’re properly pleasuring their partner during intercourse. Not all men can have fantastic genes that give them square jaws, bulging biceps, and chiseled abs. But men can do their best to stay in good health, groom properly, and be dependable providers. These are also traits of high-quality males that many women find attractive. And in the bedroom, they have to get beyond the attitude that “what’s good for me is good for her.” Women rarely orgasm during penetrative sex. Instead, they need clitoral stimulation, and lots of it. I imagine many women will agree that the attentive lover who meets his partner’s needs before his own is a mate of the highest quality.
References
Gallup, G. G., Jr., Towne, J. P., & Stolz, J. A. (2018). An evolutionary perspective on orgasm. Evolutionary Behavioral Sciences, 12, 52-69.