The Case for Staycations
Why vacations are overrated
Posted November 17, 2015
I can't blame them. Corporations spend fortunes on vacation commercials trying to get you to part with $6,000, which is the average cost for two for a by-plane vacation including the 20% tax on hotels, airfares, rent-a-cars, etc. Everyone in such commercials appears pre-orgasmic: gaping at some native dance, in awe of some famous monument, or cavorting in surreal water, with a model.
Those amnesiacs forget that to prepare for vacation, you not only need to take hours to pack and buy stuff like a 220-volt converter, you have to cram in, on top of your already busy life, all the work that needs to be done in your absence: get that report done, visit those customers, see your ailing relative. You have to make arrangements for the dog, get someone to water the plants, and if you have kids, bringing 'em is a pain. Finding someone to stay with 'em is a pain, sometimes an expensive pain.
Despite taking hours to pack, you usually leave something home. Maybe it's just that sun hat to ward off the beach sun you're flying thousands of miles to bask in. No big deal—it's hard to pack anyway. But what if it's your medication, precipitating a postponement of that first day on the beach while you scramble to find some pharmacist willing to sell you some.
Then there's the getting to-and-from. With flight cutbacks, chances are good you'll be flying at God-awful times and for a long time. And don't forget about having to leave extra early so you don't miss the plane even if there is traffic, to allow time for parking, the shuttle, airport security, sitting in the terminal or the tarmac, and an even longer stint if yours is one of the 25% of flights that get delayed. Take a two-leg flight and you can count on your round-trip containing a delay.
Then you're cooped up in that stale-air, cramped airplane for hours. And let's hope you're not sitting next to that obese person, that cougher, or that nonstop-wailing baby. And then there's that great food they're no longer serving—so you have to take the time to pack and schlep food or buy overpriced victuals at the airport or on the plane. Then as you're taking the pricey Uber to your hotel, you're praying your hotel room looks even vaguely like the jpg on the hotel's website. Are we having fun yet?
Yes, then you have your days of experiencing a new culture (and the language barriers, which make your life crazy,) and being one with history as you stare at historic churches, artifacts, and buildings, complete with guided tour: "King Kamehameha lived in this building from 1752 to 1759." Or you bake yourself on that skin-cancer-causing beach—assuming it's not raining.
Alas, not much sooner than you've finally unwound, it's time to reverse the process. On the way home, you're mulling the opportunity cost: what you could have done with the $6,000. At last, you return home. (Remember now, aren't you usually relieved to finally get home?) You pay the dog sitter and/or baby sitter, and thank your neighbor for watering your plants and taking in the mail.
And then you return to work—to find the inevitable avalanche of email, voicemail, and snail mail, not to mention the actual work that piled up in your absence. You need—a vacation.
Or rather a staycation. Give me seven one-day staycations over one seven-day vacation any time. Think of all the things you enjoy but perhaps rarely get to do, and to do them without the travel hassle and cost.
If we can push aside the advertisement-and personally-inflated perceptions of traditional vacation's wonders and stop suppressing all the negatives that have beset you on your past treks, many people will decide to replace their seven-day vacation with seven one-day staycations. How about you?
My wife’s reaction: "Those are all good points but take me to Hawaii."