Friends
The Top 60 Words to Stop Using Right Now, Including Pivot
Don't "reach out, "circle back," or "synergistically" "leverage" your "cohort."
Posted May 6, 2020 Reviewed by Lybi Ma
Words matter. How you choose to describe your ideas, thoughts, emotions, and reactions create not only the impression the world has of you but also they also create the way you imagine the world.
That is why, in this spring of 2020, we need to toss the depleted, hollowed-out, crippled, and bankrupted words — phrases and clichés that we've been using as "bookmarks" for original and clear thinking in our conversation and writing.
Using "bookmark" or "bookmarking" as a verb is one of those terms. We've got to stop using it. ("Substitute" would be a good substitute.)
I'm not "bookmarking" this idea to "circle back" to it once I've "reached out" to my "cohort" to "curate" a "multifaceted" and "dynamic" "exchange" with them to "incentivize" our mutual "engagement" in the construction of a "roadmap" that will permit us to "leverage" myriad “interactive” "modalities" so that we all feel a sense of “agency” and “empowerment” as we “synergize” our “articulated” “enterprise” and move “towards whatever lies ahead” during these “unprecedented times.”
You can’t use any of the words in quotation marks. Just stop. That’s the new rule.
I asked friends, colleagues, neighbors, and strangers what words we all had to stop using right now. Within three hours, I received 420 responses. These are my friends with words and they reassure me that I'm not alone. We're in this together.
(And "we're in this together" is one of those phrases we've got to retire; it's Done.)
The top 60 words we must all stop using right now include, but are not limited to:
Pivot
Amplify
Stewardship
Bandwidth
Mindset
Entitlements
Let's socialize that idea
Journey
Kicked to the curb
Benchmark
Optimize
Walk back
Pilot
Big lift
Soul crushing
Impactful
Normalcy
Do the math
Granular
Reposition
Dialoguing
It is what it is
Transparency
Low-hanging fruit
Silo
Rubric
Aspirational
Monetize
Deep dive
Onboarding
Wheelhouse
Optics
At the end of the day
Bespoke
Unpack
Utilize
Closure
Intersectionality
Thought leader
Game changer
Influencer
Assessment outcome
Put a pin in it
And to circle back as a memory-jog:
Bookmark
Leverage
Cohort
Enterprise
Incentivize
Agency
Empower
Synergy
Modalities
Multifaceted
Roadmap
Stewardship
Curate
Reach out
Toward whatever lies ahead
Unprecedented times