Here they come…cats and dogs!

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An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. —Martin Buber

 

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. —Ann Landers  

Thanks for bursting that bubble, Ann.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. —Alfred North Whitehead

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Cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when overweight, arrange yourself in slim poses. —John Weitz

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. —Wesley Bates

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A cat pours his body on the floor like water. —William Lyon Phelps

There are no ordinary cats. —Colette

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. —Ogden Nash 


Ogden Nash must have met my dog.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. —Jeff Valdez

But a cat will be happy to hitch a ride.

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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. —Nora Ephron

When my husband and I began to talk of marriage, I told him I must always have a dog. Except for a month or two here and there, I've been true to my word and he's put up with that certain amount of madness with good cheer.

© 2012 Toni Bernhard . Thank you for reading my work. I'm the author of three books:

How to Live Well with Chronic Pain and Illness: A Mindful Guide (Fall 2015)

How to Wake Up: A Buddhist-Inspired Guide to Navigating Joy and Sorrow (2013)

How to Be Sick: A Buddhist-Inspired Guide for the Chronically Ill and their Caregivers (2010) 

Visit www.tonibernhard.com for more information.

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