Here they come…cats and dogs!
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. —Martin Buber
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. —Ann Landers
Thanks for bursting that bubble, Ann.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. —Alfred North Whitehead
Cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when overweight, arrange yourself in slim poses. —John Weitz
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. —Wesley Bates
A cat pours his body on the floor like water. —William Lyon Phelps
There are no ordinary cats. —Colette
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. —Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash must have met my dog.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. —Jeff Valdez
But a cat will be happy to hitch a ride.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. —Nora Ephron
When my husband and I began to talk of marriage, I told him I must always have a dog. Except for a month or two here and there, I've been true to my word and he's put up with that certain amount of madness with good cheer.
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