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Articles on good sleep hygiene are all over the internet. I know the recommendations are good ones. It’s just that most of them don’t work for those of us who are living with chronic pain or illness. Here’s a list of typical sleep hygiene recommendations along with my comment on why they might not work for the rest of us

1. Go to sleep at the same time every night.

Nice idea. Unfortunately, pain and other symptoms dictate what time I'll get to go to sleep.

2. Only use your bedroom for sleep or for sex.

The strictest version of this rule includes a ban on these activities: talking on the phone, listening to the radio, watching television, reading, using the computer, working. But if I can't write or use my computer while on or in the bed, from where would I be writing this article? My bed is my multi-purpose room. That's the way it is.

3. Don’t nap during the day.

I can’t get through the day without a nap. I have absolutely no choice here. I consider it a small victory if I only need one nap. I’ve been known to need four.

4. Exercise.

Oh yeah. If it were only possible…

5. Move the TV out of the bedroom.

Good idea—but maybe not for the rest of us who almost live in our bedrooms.

6. If you don’t fall asleep in 15-20 minutes or if you wake up in the middle of the night and don’t fall back asleep in 15-20 minutes, get out of bed, go into another room, do something non-stimulating for a half hour, and then try again.

Okay. First, I NEVER fall asleep in 15-20 minutes. It takes me longer than that to get comfortable. Then once I’m comfortable, I have to wait until the symptom parade calms down. On a good night, I’m asleep after about 45-60 minutes. On a bad night…it can take hours.

Second, I’ve discovered that I feel much better the next day if I don’t get out of bed when I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep. I “fake sleep," meaning I lie in bed in my usual sleep position and pretend to sleep. 

I’m pleased to announce that I've mastered the art of fake sleeping!

© 2012 Toni Bernhard. Thank you for reading my work. I'm the author of three books:

How to Live Well with Chronic Pain and Illness: A Mindful Guide (Fall 2015). The theme of this article is expanded on in this book.

How to Wake Up: A Buddhist-Inspired Guide to Navigating Joy and Sorrow (2013)

How to Be Sick: A Buddhist-Inspired Guide for the Chronically Ill and their Caregivers (2010)

Visit www.tonibernhard.com for more information.

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