I am not talking to Angelina Jolie.  Her dad, John Voight was to star in my French film: Rue Haute (High Street) in 1976. He phoned the day before shooting to say his wife was having a difficult time with birthing Angelina, so instead of flying to Brussels, he flew to Hollywood.  Because of Angelna, we missed out on an Academy Award and was only a finalist!

Ergo, Brad Pitt doesnt need the Jolie Therapy, but the Elliot Tiber absurdist therapy which has already helped over 4.5 million bloggers. I know Brad is not Gay.  But if he would come live with me for five years, at least he'd have an opportunity to find out what is good for him. I have an eleven step program ready.  Since I'm an Atheist Jew, I've eliminated the nonsense about God.  Bill Mahr can give u the valid reasons behind accepting Atheism as a richer way of life better than I can.

I'm regularly accused of not being realistic. Pfff.  I never watch the news. I only read the film/arts/theater sections of newspapers. That is a realism based on imagination and intellectual quicksand that is nourishing to the soul and heart.  Realistic? Sure I know that Brad Pitt is never going to leave Angelina for me and my Yorkie.  Therefore, a Brad Pitt look-a-like is certainly acceptable and invited to make an application.

My Evolutionary Psychology method?

My faux leather anylist couch (Am a vegetarian and don't kill animals) would suit Brad or a look-a-like.  He would lay back, with my Yorkie dancing all over his chest, tongue ready to kiss him. 18 hours of this, and he would realise that 4 + 4 = 7.  Shakespeare said it best: "He who drinks New York Seltzer can make the world a better place."  Proof positive?  Sarah Palin does not drink New York Seltzer.  Neither did George Bush nor George Washington.


I will be addressing the United Nations General Assembly September 31, April 31, and June 31. I have sent the evil Nazi Pope a bottle of New York Seltzer in the hope he will see the light and confess to his criminal behavior and stand trial in a Taliban court asap.

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