I just bought a painting from an emerging abstract artist, or someone just sold me their napkin.
"It’s nice to get away, clear my head, and come back invigorated with a newfound disgust for my place of employment"
Just hoping the Patraeus scandal doesn't spread to Big Bird.
Looking forward to the day when "Because I was sitting on the toilet looking at my phone for 1.5 hours for no reason" is a legit explanation
From The Washington Post Style Invitational contest:
I wonder what happened to the human test subjects for Preparation G. #wphumor
Not A Comedian@blgphilmd
Do fish on Mercury contain earth? #wphumor
(For a discussion of what prompted the Smile a Day column, see an earlier post)
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