1. Relax.

2. Can't you see that you're just torturing yourself for no reason?

3. Who taught you how to parallel park?

4. If you think it's worth it then I guess it must be worth it.

5. Don't make such a big deal about everything.

6. How could you NOT think that was absolutely hilarious? It was, hands-down, the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life. You have no sense of humor. Seriously.

7. You already know how I feel about you. Why do you keep asking?

8. I'll get to it when I get to it.

9. It's not a competition

10. Calm down.

11. Next time, try buying shoes that fit.

12. You look fine. It's not like you're the center of attention anyhow.

13. I think a "real feminist" wouldn't act the way you're acting.

14. Get over it.

15. Maybe that's what you heard, but it's not what I said.

16. Whoa, you're so sensitive.

Recent Posts in Snow White Doesn't Live Here Anymore

How Old is an Old(er) Woman?

The new Bond "girl" will be 50; Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd. was also 50.

Object Permanence In Adult Life

If I offer to "be there for somebody," I do expect it to be on my own terms.

Joni Mitchell on New York Magazine: Is The Photo Disturbing?

I've seen Joni Mitchell from both sides now. I sort of wish I hadn't.

Women Don't Trust Ourselves--or The World. Let's Change That

We’ve all learned to be good girls; that was our first mistake.

Dartmouth College Then: 1975 in the Ivy League

I wonder how much will really change at Dartmouth College, even with new rules.

Does Your "Real" Age Match Your Age on Paper?

What is your essential age? Does it really matter?