2. Can't you see that you're just torturing yourself for no reason?
3. Who taught you how to parallel park?
4. If you think it's worth it then I guess it must be worth it.
5. Don't make such a big deal about everything.
6. How could you NOT think that was absolutely hilarious? It was, hands-down, the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life. You have no sense of humor. Seriously.
7. You already know how I feel about you. Why do you keep asking?
8. I'll get to it when I get to it.
9. It's not a competition.
10. Calm down.
11. Next time, try buying shoes that fit.
12. You look fine. It's not like you're the center of attention anyhow.
13. I think a "real feminist" wouldn't act the way you're acting.
14. Get over it.
15. Maybe that's what you heard, but it's not what I said.
16. Whoa, you're so sensitive.