Andrea Millet wrote a piece that was published in the cordweekly.com yesterday. In it, she defends the last-minute efforts of the procrastinator. She writes, "Procrastination can be a helpful tool - it's not a fault but instead a skill, a carefully perfected strategy for motivation and focus." The problem is, she couldn't be more wrong.
At this time of year, this story isn't surprising. If you've been putting off your work, you have to justify where you're at, if only to yourself. Andrea does this in a number of ways, elevating procrastination from folly to skill.
Andrea is a student who explains that she has left her work to the last minute - lots of it. She writes:
"I watch as the work piles up, as the deadlines for four papers due within one week get closer, and yet I cannot bring myself to get started until, at most, a few nights before the work must be completed.
While many would see this as a fault and most professors, parents and even a few other students would shake their heads in disapproval and agree that the best work comes from an early start, I have to disagree.
For me, procrastination is not an act of laziness and it is not a sign that I do not care about my work; it is just that my best work is a result of last-minute pressure.
The thrill of having a tight deadline and the excitement and tension as time runs down forces me - and I'm sure it's the same for many others - to focus solely on my task in a way that I could not otherwise have done.
Charged with sleeplessness and caffeine, we procrastinators sit awake at our computers at midnight, with a term paper due by eleven o'clock that morning, and it is only then that inspiration strikes and all attention is focused towards the assignment, because there is no more time to put it off.
If I have a week to do an assignment, I will never be completely dedicated to what I'm doing early in the week, because I can always convince myself that I have more time, that tomorrow I can get it done.
But the night before an assignment is due, there is no more time and that pressure motivates me not only to get it done, but to get it done well."
Readers of this "Don't Delay" blog should know my response to this thinking:
Of course, the elation of getting something on paper (and the sleep deprivation) makes just about anything look good at that point. And, oh yes, you might even get a good grade on some of these last-minute efforts as an undergrad - but that's not saying much, as a professor I know this all too well. Last-minute efforts can even be a form of self-handicapping, building in an excuse for the less-than-perfect paper.
I'm saddened by this defense of self-regulation failure. It reminds me of other forms of excuse making offered up by alcoholics, shopaholics, addicted gamblers, over-eaters . . . the list goes on . . . and so do the excuses.
My final more tempered comments focus on Andrea's main point. As I read it, she is arguing that procrastination isn't right for everyone, but it serves as motivation for some. While it's true that there are different routes to motivation such as defensive pessimism (imagine the worse outcome and do everything you can to avoid it) and general avoidance goals (avoiding failure as opposed to approaching success), the last-minute effort should be seen as a symptom more than a style of motivation. It's probably a symptom of being deeply disconnected from the goals in your life. Perhaps the best notion of procrastination working as a motivator is structured procrastination, but there's nothing inherently last-minute about this strategy.
As I noted above, Andrea wrote,
"While many would see this as a fault and most professors, parents and even a few other students would shake their heads in disapproval and agree that the best work comes from an early start, I have to disagree."
Of course Andrea has to disagree. The dissonance between what she was doing long prior to the deadline (nothing) and what she thinks she should have done (work on her assignments) can only be reduced now by finding some virtue in the needless delay. There isn't any.
I do agree with one point Andrea makes. Procrastination isn't laziness. It's a failure to be able to regulate your behavior in pursuit of your goals (even she writes, "I cannot bring myself to get started").
I hope Andrea wasn't writing this opinion piece instead of doing her required school work. If she did, I'll bet it provided a good excuse for another delay. I do understand the guilt she feels.