Do You Know Who Your Real Friends Are?
In an age of anonymous Facebook pals, 7 ways to tell the real from the virtual.
Posted Jul 31, 2014
I like all of these people, but I wouldn’t describe any of them as my friends—I think that would misrepresent how well we know each other and the kind of the bond between us. Yet in the Facebook era, the boundaries on friendship have expanded dramatically. Someone recently called my brother-in-law a “dear friend,” but didn’t bother to attend his wedding. Judging from my recent Facebook friend requests, my "friends" apparently include a person who ignored me in grad school, a second cousin’s high school classmate, a colleague’s mentee, a Pee Wee soccer teammate I vaguely remember, and some guy who sat at a table near me at a restaurant once.
If you want to avoid committing the faux pas of describing a colleague or an acquaintance as a friend, here are some rules for when it’s fair game to use the term:
- You’ve actually met in person. From the caption of a famous New Yorker cartoon: “On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.” If you’ve only connected with someone by email or phone, even if they are a real person, there’s no substitute for the trust that can be developed from meeting face-to-face.
- You know embarrassing things about each other that don’t show up in a Google search. Studies consistently show that self-disclosure—opening up and making yourself vulnerable—is one of the strongest drivers of close relationships. My friends know that I have questionable taste in music, and so they refrain from dissing Bryan Adams. They accept the fact that I read the first Twilight book, cover to cover (my wife made me do it)—and the rest of them (that was my doing).
- You can call each other without scheduling a conversation. Unless the person in question is a head of state, if you have to get an appointment on someone’s calendar to talk, you haven’t cleared their friendship bar.
- You never discuss the weather. When you ask a friend “How are you doing?” you don’t have to follow up with “No, really, how are you doing?” Friends don’t bother with small talk. They can go months without talking, and pick up as if they’ve never skipped a beat. They dive right into deep conversations about love, life, and that exasperating conclusion of Lost where nothing was actually resolved.
- You help each other without keeping score. In professional relationships, I find that most people follow the norm of reciprocity: When we do someone a favor, we expect a comparable one in return. In friendships, the norm shifts from reciprocity to generosity. We focus on what our friends need, not what we can get back from them. Instead of keeping tallies of credits and debts, friends give whenever they can. As Jack Handey says, “If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while? Come on, we’re not going to hurt it.”
- You’ve had meaningful experiences together. Men and women alike expect friendships to involve mutual activities and shared memories. If you’ve never gone to a movie or been shopping together; never played a sport or game together; never attended a party together; or never decorated someone’s car with shaving cream together, you’re probably not friends.
- You give the critical feedback that we don’t want to hear, but need to hear. Friendships have what the organizational scholars Jane Dutton and Emily Heaphy call tensility—the carrying capacity to withstand criticism and bounce back from strain. “We wouldn’t want to assume that compassion is always gentle,” George Saunders observes. “A harsh truth can be compassionate…[I]f a friend is wearing something ridiculous, you can say, ‘You look like an idiot,’ and maybe that will save him.”
This post originally appeared on LinkedIn. Adam is the Wharton Class of 1965 Professor of Management and Psychology, and the bestselling author of Give and Take. Sign up for his free newsletter at www.giveandtake.com.