Did You Know That...
...when I was in high school I used to go to parties with a loaf of Wonder Bread. I would then proceed to bet my inebriated friends that they couldn't eat a single slice in under a minute. Inevitably they would attempt to stuff the whole piece in their mouths at once. Let the record show that I never lost that bet.
...the white part of Wonder Bread can be wadded up and used to erase marks made by a pencil. You know you are going to try it when you get the chance.
...as an obnoxious eleventh grader playing piano for my school's production of Grease I wanted to list my nickname in the program as White Wonder but settled for King Fingers instead.
...three of the four vehicles I have owned were white in color. A 71 Camaro, an 85 Buick Regal, and a 98 Chevy S-10. The other one was a blue 89 Chevy S-10.
...my score on my driver's license test was a barely passing mark of 71 (the lowest score allowed is a 70). I knew a girl in my class named Kristina who got a 100 and a month after she got her license she rear-ended a parked bus. Go figure.
...the one and only time that I took the written portion of the driver's test I received an exact duplicate of the practice test I took the day before. Would you believe that I got a perfect score on it. And I completed it in about five minutes. Boo-yah!