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6 Ways to Avoid Cheating This Holiday Season!

Avoid cute people in elf costumes. Do not linger under doorways festooned with mistletoe. Do not purchase, or consider purchasing, items of clothing for anyone other than yourself or your spouse which would not be considered appropriate if photographed during check-out by a 15-year-old neighbor with a passion for Instagram. Avoid anyone with a passion for Instagram. Read More

i cant imagine a relationship

i cant imagine a relationship being healthy where someone has to actively avoid "cute people" so he doesnt cheat. but i guess you were just being funny

6 Ways to avoid Cheating

I thought this would be about avoiding eating and drinking too much.
Really Doctor G, if someone is in a cheating frame of mind they'll ignore this article. If they are so vulnerable that they need advice to stay on the straight and narrow they probably aren't as loyal as they claim to be.

Bottom line: go to holiday parties, enjoy and be yourself---whoever/whatever that may be, Then, live with it. Happy holidays al around.

I think you mean 'avoid cute

I think you mean 'avoid cute WOMEN in elf costumes'. Men do not ever look cute (i.e. hot) in elf costumes.

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Gina Barreca, Ph.D., is Professor of English at UConn, and author of It's Not That I'm Bitter: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World.

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