Here's to the ladies who laugh and who giggle

Here's to the ladies who romp;

Here's to the women who swish and who wiggle

Here's to the women who stomp.

Here's to the broads who make life

and make trouble;

The ones who can never shut up;

Here's to the babes who crave fun

and crave bubbles;

The ones with big mouths and big butts.

Raise a glass to the smart girls and wise dames,

To the dolls who inspired us all,

The women who broke rules and changed games,

For Eve, who rose up from the fall.