Ever notice that there is no King Charming?
Prince Charming? Him we know.
He's a polygamist, the main figure of one of those cults where there are 758 kids, and women all have the unibrow and wear Little House on the Prairie throwback dresses.
Prince Charming marries Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and for all we know, he's also knocked up Mother Goose. Who knows? Maybe he's responsible for all those children who live in a shoe.
(You know the real rhyme, right? "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe/ She had so many children, she didn't know what to do / Try as she would, she could not detect / which was the cause, and which the effect.")
Prince Charming is just a reprobate, what the Brits would call a "lad," and what delusional women all over America would refer to as a " hot guy with commitment issues."
What I want to know is this: what happens to Prince Charming after forty?
