Snow White Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Laughter, Pleasure, Malice, and the Pursuit of Adult Fun
Gina Barreca, Ph.D. is Professor of English at UConn, and author of It's Not That I'm Bitter: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World. See full bio

In Three Lines Only, Describe the Perfect Man...

What characteristics would you give your perfect man? Tell us!

Go on--keep it short (or tall, or medium-height, whatever you prefer). Give specifics, but make sure you're brief (or boxers, whatever you prefer).

Examples from my friends (and me) just to get you started:

Silly smart
Crazy nice
Wild sexy

Good person
Good thinker
Good kisser

Smart funny
Dirty funny
Funny funny

Good hands
Good tools
Good tool

He has
Eyes for
Only me

Fully employed
Own teeth
No guns

Smart cookie
Slow hands
All mine

Reads books
Pays bills
Keeps clean

Big tall
Nice guy
Good cook

Funny smart
Easy going
Compassionate kind

Non-smoking mature
No drugs
Simple life

Bad boy
Sweet inside
Unconditional love

Cunning masterful
Spirited visionary
Wiry wise

Open real
Adventurous amorous
Energetic fine

Strong eager
Fixer-upper
Quick learner

No yelling
No bullying
No lying



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