Hey, I want readers, too, and since the pieces that keep appearing at the top of the "popular content" in these PT blogs have to do with masturbation, cheering up, and saving money, I thought I could grab some attention by combining all three.
Plus, I'm betting that it makes sense on the levels of deep theory and healthy choices as well: if you stay home and masturbate (presumably you ARE doing this at home, right? If you're not, you’ll need to save money for bail) then you're not out shopping or drinking or eating, thereby avoiding all sorts of other potentially problematic and costly behaviors (costly in both the literal and metaphoric senses)!
Masturbation will cheer you up (if you do it right) and viola! A sure fire new way to cope with a variety of issues without having to leave your own home! (Yes, I am indeed stressing this last point; I do feel that it is crucial and I don't want any irate responses from people who attempted to cheer themselves up on the A Train).
If Taking Care of Business doesn't actually cheer you up, at least it will relieve some stress and won't harm anybody else. Well, I hope not. I haven't actually read all the recent research, but I'm pretty confident that masturbation doesn't come with one of those warning labels announcing “Do not attempt: only to be done by a professional on a closed course.”
