Let’s take a break from all the serious blogs and have some fun. Check out the letter below:
Ahhh, young love. Some things will never change. That's the first impression when seeing the above letter that an elementary schoolboy gave to the object of his affection—a girl named Ashley.
The unidentified youngster has decided to put his request in written form, a contract if you will. Perhaps he’s already planning a career in the legal field. However, Ashley clearly knows how to play the game, and she's not going to be easily wooed by this budding Casanova. She already has a boyfriend, Kyle. Well, at least for now.
Ashley has chosen to keep her options open. Though she circled "NO" she continued with a clarification that gives a glimmer of hope. Perhaps this was to ease the heartbreak of rejection, or maybe it was a way to keep Kyle as her current squeeze, with a back-up plan... just in case.
As far as the boy goes, he was, undoubtedly, crushed when he saw "NO" circled and learned he was a second choice. But this is tempered by the potential for winning Ashley’s affection in a month or two. It reminds me of a conversation between Lloyd and the beautiful Mary Swanson in Dumb And Dumber: