Buyer’s remorse in the skin trade.

Imagine!  You’ve just spent sixty thousand bucks (the going price I am told) on a proper blond-and-blue-eyed kid.  Now, you feel like a goat that has adopted a buck!  He doesn’t speak proper English and to boot, is a pain in the arse!  Now you feel like a horse’s ass.  Or a dumbass.  You have, what is called buyer’s remorse.

Cheer up!  Buy the kid a one-way busticket “home” and be rid of the little pest!

We learn this AM that Russia has suspended adoptions by Americans in the wake of the seven-year-old that had been sent back to Russia by his “adoptive” “mother”. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/16/world/europe/16adopt.html

The real kid just doesn’t measure up to the imaginary playmate the “mother” had bought.

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