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Top Three Ways to Avoid Getting Published

Self-exposure may be difficult, but the rewards can outweigh the pain.

Have you run down the road toward publication, then screeched to a halt at the thought of actually getting into print? Suddenly you're thinking, How could I have ever thought this was good?

Some writers are tortured by perfectionism or fear of exposure; others are afraid they'll hurt the feelings someone who appears in the story.

Some want to create, but don't want to figure out where to submit or spend the time required to market their work.

Whatever your reasons, before you head back into your cave, here are three surefire ways to live in obscurity, get no recognition, and make no connection with readers.

1. Don't send your writing out, EVER.
Some editors may be telepathic, but chances are they're not aware of that fabulous essay, article or story you've written and stored on your computer or in a file drawer. Be sure not to raise the bushel and shine your light. The name of the game is "Don't Send It Out!"

2. If at first you don't succeed, never try again.
Once a piece is rejected, file it and rest on your laurels. It's partly a numbers game, so increase your chances of obscurity by refusing to submit it elsewhere.

3. Don't bother writing in the first place.
There's so much writing out there, why bother? Forget about the urge to let writing flow through you or allow your voice to be heard. Ignore Martha Graham's words about your vitality, life force, and energy. Oh sure, you could translate your creativity into action or art. But wouldn't you rather rest?

Writing prompt: Start with the line "I must be fearless about sending my writing out." Write for 10 minutes. If you have no desire to be published and simply write to enjoy the process, try this prompt: "I must be fearless in my writing." Go!


Copyright © 2011 by Laura Deutsch

 



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Laura Deutsch is a San Francisco-based writer. Her work has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, San Francisco Chronicle, and More magazine, among others.

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