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Expectant fathers suffer dips in their testosterone (T) levels, a possible adaptive mechanism meant to sway attention from mating concerns to paternal investment. In a recent study, John Vongas and I found that men experienced an increase in their T levels subsequent to driving a Porsche. Homeostatic reality: Expectant fathers must drive Porsches to maintain their basal T levels! Read More












But why?
This is a very curious comment to me. So evolutionary strategy makes your T-levels dip to allow you to focus on your partner and the nurturing and protection of the newborn.
And that is bad - how? Why do you need to distract yourself from these very important events and spike your T-levels artificially in order to enhance your interest in other mating possibilities?
This makes no sense, neither from an evolutionary nor from a moral point of view. You are effectively advising your readers to jeopardize their relationships and their children's chances later in life because of some entirely un-scientific view of what masculinity is: always ready to father, never to be a father.
My Porsche "prescription" was facetious.
congratulations and....
Congratulations and be sure to include a Porsche on the list of baby shower gifts!
Which model should I consider
I am not an expectant father but I could probably use your prescription. Should I consider the Porsche Cayenne model or the more classical 911 line?
Tough to say. Both models will do the trick. Ride on!
Porsche Rx
The solution to the Cayenne vs. 911 dilemma consists of the following. The Cayenne does not have that sportestosterony feeling - too vanny. Conversely, the 911 will not accomodate wife and car seat. Hence, why not consider the Panamera, the new 4 door / 4 seat Porsche sedan?
Okay, here's another thought...
From what I read, testosterone has a beneficial effect on libido in women, too.
So maybe it would be an idea for your postpartum love life to give the Porsche to your wife??
Going to bed much less worried about your family today than yesterday,
Claudia :)
I just read your reply to my wife. She supports your suggestion!
What a nice study!
I am waiting to read the full paper, what a simple and elegant idea.
I believe your T levels have already dropped while your wife has been pregnant, and you will probably feel it even more as you become more and more involved with your baby.
As this is your first child take note that sometimes the attachment is not immediate, especially for fathers whose attachment may delay untill the child is older and can talk.
You are in for a very special experience.
Yaaaaaaaawn
This article reminds me of an 80's music video - self-indulgent and pointless.
Nature is a great equalizer!
I have heard from several women / girls that they find men with a young baby / child to be very attractive. I guess it signals "willingness to invest in offspring" which is valued in a species requiring high parental investment from males. In that sense, the reduced T-levels of fathers-to-be seems adaptive. They would be less likely to pursue the mating opportunities available due to their newly elevated mate-value. Is that part of nature's way of equalization?
Nature is a great equalizer!
Or men simply know that it's a great way to meet women and play up the doting father role in public places such as shopping malls.
An expert on the subject weighs in
Yes, it would have been interesting to have done the experiment with a minivan sporting a kiddie seat rather than an "old sedan" (aka POS). Women do go for men who have been pre-approved by other women, as it's been known for some time that women (both married and single) tend to have affairs with married and other attached men over single men by a large factor -- just to cite one example.
Oh, and I'd also recommend ditching the Porsche for a BMW Z4, as I think it's much better as a chick magnet, though the Shelby Cobra also consistently rates high on this factor according to the studies I've seen.
So many experimental possibilities, so little time and research funding...
And to get really scientific...
Let's not forget George Costanza's sociological experiment in the episode where he decides to wear a wedding band in an attempt to pick up women. Soon after, one woman tells him she has a thing for bald fat guys and has been known to carry on strictly physical relationships for years. Another woman tells him she has season tickets to Madison Square Garden and it's very unforunate that he is married.
Now that's science!
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