Laughter is one of the best cures for stress you can find, so why not combine the two? Here are a few funny quotes about stress that will hopefully tickle your funny bone.
♦ Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Author unknown
♦ "I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." Jennifer Yane
♦ "I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring." Author Unknown
♦ "There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full." Henry Kissinger
♦ "Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it." Jane Wagner
♦ "God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
♦ "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." Lily Tomlin
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Sherrie Bourg Carter is the author of High Octane Women: How Superachievers Can Avoid Burnout
(Prometheus Books, 2011).