9 Reasons Dogs Are Easier to Raise Than Children Read More
I'm with you on all but 5.
5. You can cut their hair anyway you want.
My first Golden Retriever loved his summer haircuts. My current Golden thinks he is Fabio and I had him trimmed down once and he was so depressed I could barely get him to leave the house for his walk (which he loves!) I know he would be cooler but I just can't get him trimmed again.
They don't talk. No senseless babbling for hours!
It's not written humorously but it's meant to be a joke, yes?
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Ellen Walker, Ph.D., is a clinical psychologist and the author of Complete Without Kids: An Insider's Guide to Childfree Living By Choice Or By Chance.
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