If you "accidentally" call your girlfriend a ho, you have bigger problems, imho.

I would say that, no, we shouldn't legalise prostitution because it's "natural". We should legalise it so we can tax it and regulate it, and offer the men and women involved proper healthcare. For instance.

I love the monkey-hookers though, that's awesome! Question is, were there also monkey-pimps?

Mathew,

make sure you make a list of a lot of words beginning with ho... and have the flower delivery guy number on speed-dial.
Interesting post though.

Most people can't seem to understand that the truth does not have to be pretty. So, you're offended--tough shit!