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Now that Tiger Woods has been uncovered as a full-time cheater, class, can you tell me what causes such behavior?
"He's a man!"
Who said that? Let's get serious.
"He's a man-athlete."
Come on.
"He married a B4 - beautiful blond with big boobs."
That's more like it. If someone picks his life mate on those criteria, then - when he becomes overly familiar with his sex partner - he's going to search out new stimulation.
Of course, that male athlete thing comes into play - Woods feels entitled - he's a rich superstar!
And no one is more entitled than Tiger Woods - literally (Woods has won 83) and figuratively. Because he keeps a squeaky clean, business-first image, and he's the best at a game a lot of pot-bellied men dream of excelling at, he's the world's most popular athlete.
Even politicians and parents like to point to him as a role model for these reasons.
So, Woods won't lose his superstar status. And he won't lose his endorsements - who buys the cars and golf equipment and male grooming products he advertises - pot-bellied men who will idolize him even more now that his philandering has been exposed.
"Honey, can you pass me the US Magazine - do they give details on Tiger's conquests . . . I mean, his marital transgressions?"
It will just be harder for mothers to point to Tiger's shining face on the cover of Family Magazine and say - "That's the man I want you to emulate."
Photos:
Elin and Tiger at the beach.
Preoccupied Tiger and lovely wife - wonder what he's thinking about?
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