Before bombing, do you think we can rely upon the CIA's intel that Spain really does have weapons of grapeful destruction...or should we leave it up to post invasion investigations to prove that they really have been growing those miniature, slow death H-bomb-shaped fruits?

I read your 'End Alcoholism-Bomb Spain', and got a good laugh. I couldn't believe people were taking this seriously. It kinda shows you how...eh, gullible people can be? Or blind to sarcasm. Well, since you're an author and PhD, of course you wouldn't be joking around on a topic like this. You're too socially naive to know how to insert subtle humor into your writings. Since you're serious about these facts, you must be serious about the entire post. I am appalled at what you are saying, and deeply offended, even though this post contradicts most of your beliefs.

and I'm 18, by the way.

European sense of humour is totally different from the American one. There is nothing no one can do about it. Only the proximity between cultures will improve such relationship enable people not to be offended by other's cultural aspects.

PS: loved your last note ;)