The U.S. is currently busy translating its traditional temperance attitude that alcohol is evil into the modern medical formulation that drinking is pure, unadulterated risk and the source of a special, widespread disease. But a funny thing happened -- epidemiologists discovered that moderate drinkers live longer than abstainers!

Although researchers have known this for some time, government and public health forces have conspired to hide this fact from American citizens - otherwise, they might drink. (All the public health officials I know themselves drink. They just don't think the average American can be trusted with the information that alcohol prolongs life.)

But apparently it is hard to keep this secret. "How To Live To 100," in the March 9 Sunday supplement magazine, Parade, was distributed to 23 million American homes. The article lets the cat out of the bag that drinkers reduce their risk of coronary disease - by far America's biggest killer. (It mistakenly attributes this benefit only to wine, while it actually holds for all forms of beverage alcohol.)