Any day now, you can open up the Physicians' Desk Reference (PDR) and expect to see a whole new generation of psychiatric wonder drugs that are very specifically targeted for what ails you. Here are a few that could be in the pipeline.
When you're bored by Shakespeare but are afraid to tell anyone.
For the anxiety and depression that kick in around April 15. Take two if you receive an audit notice.
For when you get a really bad run of letters at Scrabble.
For chronic procrastinators. Take it when you're supposed to.
When you just spent $30,000 on a car—and there's a recall.
For the perpetually baffled.
Alleviates the guilt you feel for not having bought a hybrid.
So you can still love Mel Gibson no matter what he says or does.
When the second movie in a series inevitably disappoints you. (Not indicated for The Lord of the Rings fans.)