Then she'd put on a face mask and I'd slap her around while it dried

THEN SHE'D PUT ON A FACE MASKAND I'D SLAP HER AROUND WHILE IT DRIED

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When O. J. Simpson was quizzed at his civil trial about the now infamous 1989 police head shot of his battered ex, Nicole, he explained it this way: "A lot of this redness would normally be there most nights, once she picked and cleaned her face." Guess Georgette Klinger was right when she told us, "Picking, darling, very bad."