Stupid dating tricks

The intricacies and oddities ofhuman behavior never cease to astound. Toy-Time Fun, Phil Loves His Gun, Dating Tips by the Ton

Blame it on The Rules, the annoying bestseller that gave "girls" a master plan for landing a husband. Suddenly books on dating and mating are everywhere. The first to hit our desk was How Not to Stay Single: 10 Steps to a Great Relationship, filled with relating breakthroughs like "you're never fully dressed without a smile." Then we picked up The Code: Time-tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women--without Marrying Them!, which recommends dating married women because "they're willing, they're hurried, they're flexible, and they expect nothing of you on any of the major holidays." Follow advice like this, and we guarantee you'll begin reveling in your aloneness!