Who'll age well; who won't

Ages some celebrities in drawings to separate the cream from the cranks. Bill Clinton--effect of Big Macs and fries; Macauley Culkin--a comeback in 'Nursing Home Alone'; David Letterman; Madonna; Michael Jackson--no visible aging; More comments.
By PT Staff, published on November 01, 1993

MICHAEL JACKSON

No visible aging.

MADONNA

At 82, appears naked at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, where she's mistaken for a deflated Betty Boop balloon. Spends last days in a Hoboken warehouse next to Underdog.

BILL CLINTON

Big Macs and fries take toll, but a "Bring Back Bubba" campaign helps him defeat Ron Reagan, jr. in 2020.

DAVID LETTERMAN

Buys CBS, NBC, and ABC. Defeats JFK, jr. in 2012 Presidential election; names wife Chelsea Clinton Letterman as Attorney General.

MACAULEY CULKIN

Makes big comeback in Nursing Home Alone and sequels Sadly, trademark cheek-slapping screams leave him dim-witted--without that crackerjack comic timing.

PHOTOS (5): Aged caricatures of Michael Jackson, Madonna, Bill Clinton, David Letterman and Macauley Culkin. (GLYNNIS SWEENEY)

Tags: aging, betty boop, caricature, caricatures, celebrity, Chelsea Clinton, clinton letterman, comic timing, drawing, glynnis, hoboken, humor, jfk, jfk jr, last days, macauley culkin, macy s thanksgiving day parade, Presidential Election, ron reagan jr, screams, sequels, thanksgiving day parade

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